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RAW DOGMA                                                                           written by Nkrumah Steward
Woman Breast feeds Abandoned Baby Monkey
Namita Das, a devoted follower of the Hindu monkey God Hanuman found a monkey nearly dead in a forest.

Evidently the monkey had been abandoned by its mother.

She said she felt the need to pick the monkey up suckle the little fucker because her God is a monkey.

Silly me. I thought Hanuman was the God of Monkeys, not a God that is a monkey.

Well one good thing that has come from all of this. The people in the surrounding villages have something to take their minds off the graves of their love ones being pillaged by cannibal cult members looking for corpses to eat. That can take a lot out of a person.

Evidently hundreds of people from surrounding villages have come to see Namita suckling a monkey on her tit. Apparently it has a calming effect on the people that witness it.

Local school teacher Ballabh Saha said: "We can't help feeling touched by her concern for the monkey. It's like she believes it is her own child."
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Source: Pragati