RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
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| Bangladesh Acid Attacks Soar. UFO Sightings Decline Sharply. |
Ever since I saw a UFO when I was 15 I have been looking forward to the day when Extraterrestrials will feel comfortable meeting with mainstream America. However I fear that there is an issue concerning the inhumanity of the human species that has been putting this all on hold.
Let's just be honest for a second shall we?
It is a damn good thing that E.T. got left behind in a quiet suburban Northern California neighborhood, because if his buddies would have left E.T behind on accident in some place like Pakistan, Bangladesh, India, or Uganda don't doubt for a second that little big headed bastard's head would still be planted on a fucking Totem pole out in front of someone's cave right to this day.
In America we are often perplexed as to how things like Millie Vanilli and Professional Wrestling become cultural phenomenon here in the states. I am starting to realize that while we are asking ourselves "what were we thinking" when we look at our parachute pants and Duran Duran t-shirts, in other parts of the world they are asking themselves questions like "how did tossing acid in women's faces" and "carving little girl's clits off" become cultural phenomeons.
There has recently been an almost complete breakdown in law and order in Bangladesh. As a result there were 388 acid attacks in Bangladesh last year.
That is up 50% from the previous year.
The vast majority of them were carried out against women fleeing arranged marriages but in some of the cases the victims were men and even children.
There is an organization in Bangladesh called "The Acid Survivors Foundation" that have hired a pair of British plastic surgeons to come into the country and all they do is try to rebuild people's faces after some asshole tosses acid in their face. At least two people have been sentenced to death in recent months since the new government has taken control in Bangladesh for acid violence.
Critics of some of the harsh laws being passed to prosecute people who throw acid in people's faces say those who carry out the attacks may not be fully aware of the pain and suffering they cause, and that the problem can never be eradicated unless people are properly educated.
Bullshit.
How the fuck can you look at someone whose face has basically been chemically melted off and not have "some idea" of the suffering that they have gone through? And don't give me this shit about "how you haven't walked in their shoes so you don't know" because walking in their shoes can be arranged and that sounds like a fair punishment to me right about now. Maybe I am being a little selfish here but I feel I have a joyride coming to me in an alien mother ship being held up because some punk ass heartbroken Bangladeshi can't cope with being rejected by a chick.
Since this new government has taken control in Bangladesh they have created special courts to specifically deal with acid violence. In addition to the new courts they have also passed special laws to prohibit the sale of acid to unauthorized people. Once again I am going to let my ignorance is show. Who exactly has legitimate reasons to buy acid? Where the fuck do you even go to buy acid? What line of work has "must be experienced in safely handling acid on a day to day basis" in the fucking job description?
I better calm down this is starting to piss me off. I had my Starbuck outfit pressed and cleaned and everything.
Once we address this acid problem all we have to do is get the people in Africa to quit cutting little girl's clits off and maybe the human race will have a chance of joining the intergalactic league of planets and I can get my tour. |
