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RAW DOGMA                                                                           written by Nkrumah Steward
Boy in Jesus Outfit Gets His Ass Kicked After "Little Bo Peep" Insult
It was "Dress like Your Favorite Book Character" day at The Crestridge Elementary school. So an 11-year-old boy decided he was going to dress up like Jesus Christ for the day.
Apparently he went all out. He went dressed in a tunic with the staff and everything.
On the way to school a neighborhood kid started teasing him calling him names like "Little Bo Peep" and "Heidi".
Eventually it got to the point where even Jesus couldn't turn the other cheek and the two ended up getting into a fight.
As expected Jesus got his ass kicked.
Jesus might be pretty savvy with the parables, but you don't win fights with parables. You win fights by first establishing the jab and then either going to the body or landing the right hand.
Beating up Jesus cannot be good for your Karma.
What is wrong with kids nowadays? That is a sad statement on the state of the world when you have to pull a bully off of Jesus.
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