RAW DOGMA written by Nkrumah Steward
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Billionaire's Ex-Wife Wants $320,000 A Month in Child Support
"raw dogma" by Nkrumah Steward, creator of 8BM.com |
And here I was thinking that Anna Nicole Smith was as bad as it could get.
Marriage like most things work much better in theory than they actually do in practice. Marriage is a wonderful idea, but divorce, well that is something else entirely.
For a lot of women out there getting married and having children is simply a racket.
Let me be honest, if I was some ass-backwards bushman sitting in a straw skirt somewhere in sub-Saharan Africa, taking a break from hunting Lion reading the Wall Street Journal, I would hate the west too.
I have raised 17 kids on whatever little furry animal I can manage to lure into my wooden box with a piece of shinny metal and a few well timed mating calls and I have to read about how the ex-wife of some billionaire name Kirk Kerkorian is asking a court for $320,000 a month - to care for their 3-year-old daughter.
Too Live Crew isn't obscene. A picture of a cross resting in a bucket of piss isn't obscene.
This is obscene.
Dammit, where is the Taliban when you need them? Oh yeah, uncharged, starving to death, shaved and sunburned in a barbwire cage in Cuba…nevermind.
Now I see why they keep women in the back behind a bead curtain covered head to toe in a blue ninja suit. Because when you let them roam free, like they are here in the west, they slip into short skirts with heart shaped asses, they paint tight blouses on full-bouncy breasts, sport $90 hair-do's and suck us, literally, into a world where we believe at it is possible at 84 that a 36 year old actually finds our birdcage for a chest physically attractive, our stories about Roosevelt's fireside chats intellectually stimulating, and our Bob Hope-esque humor funny. We fall for it, marry the bitch for 1 month and then she files for divorce and asks that we pay 320,000 a month in child support.
She says that she is asking for this money so that the kid will have all the things that are due to the daughter of a billionaire six times over. Like living on anything less than 320,000 a month is some inalienable right.
Lisa Bonder Kerkorian lists monthly expenses for daughter Kira including: $144,000 for travel; $14,000 for parties and play dates; $7,000 for charity; $4,300 for food, plus $5,900 to eat out; $2,500 for movies, theaters and outings; $1,400 for laundry and cleaning; $1,000 for toys, videos and books; and $436 for care of Kira's pet bunny.
Even though she is a multimillionaire already, Lisa Kerkorian argued she was ``unable to remotely provide any aspect of the lifestyle that Kirk established for Kira,'' including vacation trips by private jet.
$144,000 a month for travel?
Get that kid a fucking Big Wheel! Shit, at three she shouldn't be crossing the street without parental supervision anyway. Kind of hard spending $144,000 dollars just riding up and down the fucking block.
The fucking kid is three God dammit. Let us not loose sight of this.
I am almost 30 years old and I don't remember shit before I was seven. Please don't use this "life I've grown accustomed to" argument again.
When I get married I am going to intentionally burn the house down every once in a while so that my wife and kids don't "get accustomed" to living with a roof over their heads. Maybe I will just up and quit my job every year-or-so, just so they don't "get accustomed" to having food on the table and lights on in the house.
Lisa Kerkorian admitted that she pressed him to marry her so the kid would have legitimacy. So he married her on the condition that she file for divorce a month later and that she waive her right to spousal support, the documents say.
Apparently there was nothing said about child support.
Kerkorian had already agreed to pay $50,000 a month in child support, and for a time upped that to $75,000 a month. But Lisa Kerkorian contends that is not enough for Kira, whose first birthday party alone cost $70,000.
Who's fault is that?
Someone please tell me how the fuck does paper party hats, a piñata, a cake and a clown come to $70,000? Who the fuck did this bitch fly in to sing happy birthday Kid Rock?
You cannot seriously consider getting married and not take a long look at things like this and say what the fuck am I getting myself into.
Is pussy really that good?
I have to say --- no. |
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