How would you like to come to work one day and find out that your profession is the jerk off material for hundreds of thousands of gay men?

Lawyers for UPS have made Totem International the makers of the "Billy Doll" cease producing what UPS called a ``grotesquely' anatomically" correct homo- doll dressed in the classic UPS uniform. They also demanded that it be removed it from it's collection of homo-dolls.

Although the Billy doll has been removed the company will continue to make its grotesquely anatomically correct soldiers, cops, cowboys and bikers, lending further evidence to the "myth" that gay men lust "straight" men.

I can't tell you how many times I have heard and read a gay man say that Eminem was sexy during the midst of his anti-gay thing he had going on there.

I know I know, not all soldiers, police officers, cowboys and bikers are straight. However you have to give me this, those are about the most stereotypically straight professions you can think of aren't they?

I mean does Totem International make a grotesquely anatomically correct "fashion designer", or "figure skater", or a grotesquely anatomically correct "hair dresser"?
Fuck no they don't.

-excerpt taken from the web site

Billy
During the summer we took a well earned care-free, stress-free and fat-free vacation from the pressures. Enjoying the sun, sea, sand and er......... well! you know. Carlos thought it was time I took the plunge and got myself a tattoo. Always the romantic at heart, I decided that it was a great idea and rushed off to the local tattooist to surprise Carlos with a tattoo, one that proclaimed my everlasting love.

Remember when we were in high school and someone pointed out in gym class some kid that was under suspicion and the first thing you said was, "I hope he isn't looking at my ass," and then your politically correct buddy said, "Man, what makes you think that he wants your ass?"
Well chances are he did, especially if he caught a glimpse of you in your "construction worker" outfit, or in your "wrestling uniform" after school. Like I said, until Totem International makes a grotesquely anatomically correct "male nurse" I won't believe otherwise.