Losers parked at theater until "Star Wars" opens in May
I once got an e-mail from a group of German students that wanted to know what "Lou" meant. They said they couldn't find it in the dictionary. Well let me take you to school for a minuet here.
John Guth, 32, and his friend Jeff Tweiten, 24, are planning to live in the parking lot of a movie theater to see "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones" which doesn't open until May 16. To make it worse the theater's management doesn't even know if it will even be playing at that theater.
They don't give a damn apparently.
This my German friends is Lou.
Who wants to be the person to tell these guys that the theater probably sits 100 so there will be 98 other people that will see the very same movie, the very same version, at the exact same time that they will, and they will have gotten in line about 1 hour before the film began not 5 months.
If they've seen Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace and they are waiting to this long to see Episode II then they have even more Lou. I could see the hype about the first one, no one knew how horrible the first movie would be. Now that you saw what kind of crap Lucus is capable of, and to add insult to injury he has cast N Sync as a group of Jedi in the upcoming film, if you didn't feel a disturbance in the force then you aren't a real Star Wars fan.
Real Star Wars fans have already turned their backs on the prequels. As far as I am concerned the most influential film of my childhood has only 3 parts. These other films have nothing to do with Star Wars. Watching these prequels is like listening to Pat Boone sing "Tuti Fruiti" after hearing Little Richard's version. I just sat there saying "What the fuck?"
I don't give a damn what the Catholic church says people like this are a direct result of women being far too discriminate about who they are giving the pussy to. Guys doing shit like this has a direct relation to abstinence, maybe forced abstinence but abstinence all the same.
These are the kind of people that name their children Boba, when and if they find a woman that is as pathetic as they are. I don't want to hear any woman complaining about not being able to find any good men around.
Fuck you. How come you can date some asshole and call him a "work in progress" but you see a 32-year old drinking a frozen coke in the parking lot of a multiplex waiting for a film to open 5 months in advance and you don't see him as a work in progress? What is he a little too rough around the edges? Admittedly he is a lot of work but so was every other cheating lying ex-jock alcoholic groak that you used to fuck in college. I am just saying quit your complaining. This guy will marry you sight unseen for a pair of adult underroos and proof that you know the difference between a Star Destroyer and A Death Star.
In a written statement, the two said they are "dedicating their lives to a cultural phenomenon that has inspired their hearts and instructed their values throughout their lives." What lives?
