Woman pulls boyfriend's testicles from scrotum during Argument.
Some of us know that we have jealous girlfriends.
At first, we think it is kinda sexy, you know, to be wanted like that.
"Awe look at that. She wants me to check in every 10 minutes. Isn't that cute?
Let me tell you, jealously is not flattering or at least it shouldn't be. Maybe it boosts your ego a little to have two blonds all covered in maple syrup and cherries wrestling in an inflatable kiddie pool over you but if you were really secure with yourself then you wouldn't need things like that in your life.
Hold up, I am hurting my argument.
If you do have a jealous woman, understand that your little spitfire is dangerous. So whatever you do, don't give the bitch an actual reason to fuck you up. Even the most jealous girlfriends can be reached with reason 38% of the time, even in the heat of an argument. If you are cheating on an already jealous woman…well that is just asinine. You won't even be able to enjoy the 38% "benefit of the doubt" discount. You have just confirmed every fucked up theory she has ever put together in that fucked up head of hers. If you want to be safe, blow jobs are now simply out of the question and sex with her is strictly doggy style so she can keep her hands and feet where you can see them at all times.
But you don't play things safe do you cowboy?
You like a little danger in your life don't cha Marlboro Man?
Well a man came home from his 46th birthday party his friends had thrown for him around 3am. His live-in girlfriend was waiting for him to come home. Once he entered the residence she immediately started accusing him of cheating. During the ensuing argument she manage to get a hold of his testicles and yanked so hard, she tore them from his scrotum.
"It must have been one hell of a pull," says Dr. Klotz "I've heard of the slicing off of a penis but the pulling out or off of testicles by a spouse or a human is pretty uncommon. I've never seen one and I've been in practice for 50 years." The woman, who was arrested and charged with aggravated assault, was in court for a bail hearing yesterday. The hearing was stayed until today. The extent of the damage was unclear and there was no word last night on how successful the surgery had been.
Police are withholding the woman's name to protect the identity of her partner.
"If the testicles are pulled right off then its goodbye Charlie, they're gone. He's not going to have any testicles," he said. "If, on the other hand, the scrotum was pulled off -- that's the bag that holds the testicles -- and the testicles are intact then it's not a big deal to sew the scrotum back on, depending on how badly it was wrenched off." Dr. Klotz said
"Last we heard, last night he was at Pickering Ajax Hospital waiting for surgery to have them put back in," said Sergeant Paul Malik of Durham Regional Police. "That was quite the birthday present he got."
