The Roads To Deadbeat Dads Are Often Paved With Fucked Up Logic
Women,
despite what you believe, regardless of what conventional female wisdom
would tell you, just because a guy is responsible with his
children and his legal wife doesn't mean he will be
to your child.
That is classic faulty logic.
Now, if he's taking care of all of his other illegitimate
children, from all of his other bitches, then the chances increase
considerably that once he knocks you up he will also take care of
your brat. But the idea that you are getting a good man when you have
an affair with a married man because he takes care of his traditional
family, well, is in and of itself fucked up logic.
Lawrence Lynch, 41, was on the side of the road changing his flat
tire when his girlfriend completely by chance, saw him, pulled over
to the side of the road and after a rather brief exchange of words,
dropped their 8-month old child off in the bed of his pick up truck
and drove off. Her intention was this was going to force him to spend
some time with his child. Unfortunately, as she was pulling off his
friends whom he had called to help him change the tire were just pulling
up as the Hispanic woman was driving off.
With only two options in front of him Lawrence took a long look at
what he had been given. One the one hand he could either come clean
about this child crying in the bed of his pickup truck or…say
some crazy bitch just abandoned a child in the bed of his truck and
drove off. Both of stories are "technically" true. You see,
Mr. Lynch is married and already has a family. Now his friends who
have no idea that he has been cheating on his wife have seen this
Hispanic woman drive off and leave him with this child and Lawrence
can't let them know that he has been cheating on his wife and now
he has a child out of wedlock.
That would be too much like accepting responsibility
for his actions.
So he tells them that this woman whom he doesn't know just dropped
her child off in his pickup truck, he emphasizes again just in case
they didn't catch it the first time that he has no idea who she is,
or who this baby is. His friends convinced him that he should call
911.
When the mother saw her child on the television news that evening
she went to claim it. Mr. Lynch was immediately arrested for filing
a false police report, and being held on $5,000 bond. False alarm
or report is a state jail felony that can lead to a sentence of 180
days to two years in the county jail. No charges will be filed against
the mother.
