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RAW DOGMA                                                                           written by Nkrumah Steward

Matt Drudge: I Go To Gay Bars, But I'm Not Gay!

Matt Drudge says that he goes to Gay bars but he isn't gay. He goes to straight bars too.
Sorry Matt, those don't cancel the other out.
Any "straight" man who is in a gay bar dancing the night away such to gay club favorites like "
If It Don't Fit, Don't Force It," is only seven key strokes away from removing the "alleged" from homosexual prefaced before your name on this site.
Drudge despite what you think about him, is hereby being placed under immediate critical suspicion.
A book by Jeannette Walls's has an interview in it with a purported former Drudge boyfriend, David Cohen, who recalls that Drudge once hung out with a gay group and "loved to do wild, provocative things to draw attention to himself." A "perturbed" Drudge tells Brett Sokol of the Miami New Times: "
I go to bars. I go to straight bars, I go to gay bars. [Walls] never said there was sex; she said there was dating. She never had enough to go that far."

Damn. Dating, huh? I am immediately upgrading his suspicion to code
yellow.

The article reads as follows:
After a few questions about his new life in Miami Beach, he begins wagging his finger sternly: "I know your angle. I can see where you're going with this. "Drudge the conservative rebel'; "the conservative who's not really that conservative.'"


He continues sharply: "That's not true. I am a conservative. I'm very much pro-life. If you go down the list of what makes up a conservative, I'm there almost all the way. So just because I like Junior Vasquez doesn't mean I can't believe this country was built on life, not on a death culture."

Hold on. Junior Vasquez? Junior Vasquez, the reigning DJ king of gay circuit parties?
"Oh yeah, last year Vasquez did some of his best stuff ever," Drudge enthuses, launching into an informed rundown of house music's leading lights, praising Peter Rauhoffer and Hex Hector but deeming a recent all-night set from Danny Tenaglia at Club Space "a bit overrated." He's even more displeased with Thunderpuss, the duo who have moved from sweaty club faves such as "If It Don't Fit, Don't Force It" and the less oblique "Fuck Me Harder" to remixing chart hits from the likes of Madonna and Enrique Iglesias. "Thunderpuss is gone, completely finished," he declares. "Their past three or four records have been a debacle."
There is nothing wrong with being gay. But if any man erroneously believes that he can experiment with cock sucking in his "wild" college days isn't gay, well there is something wrong with that. The same goes for a "straight" man that claims he isn't gay, he just goes to gay bars to shake his booty all night long at a gay male meat market because that is the only place on earth that has "If it don't fit, don't force it" on regular rotation in the DJ booth. It is called being in denial.


source
same difference

What the fuck is a compassionate conservative
Bush has met with Gay Republicans? This is rich. Bush has taken a page right out of Bill Clinton s war book and has been trying to portray himself as a different kind of conservative

Oil Wrestlers Don't Want Gay Men Watching!
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