Man Turns Apartment Into The Starship Enterprise After Wife Leaves Him
A British trekkie turned his one room apartment into a replica of the starship Enterprise adding proof to the theory that living a life without pussy drives geeks to be irreparably Lou far beyond adolescence and well into their adult lives and maybe longer.
Tony Alleyne spent $11,300 to convert his one-bedroom apartment into the starship enterprise, complete with a command console and windows shaped to look like portholes. Alleyne is 48 year old and lives in the apartment alone, because his wife left him for another man.
A man, whom I am willing to bet, has a lot better things to do with his life than spend his summers at Klingon camp, or debating who would win in a fight a Death Star or the Borg ship. Even though I know she probably isn't a catch herself, I know that's gotta hurt.
Alleyne greeted press into his home wearing a cleaned and pressed official starship officer suit…just like the kind that a real starship officer would wear…if there were real starship officers.
Editor's note: There are no real starship officers.
Most likely I am breaking the prime directive by telling you that there are no real starship officers. But as you see I don't give a fuck. Your momma should've told you that 5 years ago when she saw you were spending all your free time hanging out at Toys R Us waiting on a new shipment of action figures to come in.
I am sure she blames herself for not saying anything sooner when you lived in makeup for 2 days so you could go to your friends Voyager final episode party dressed up like Gegen. Initially, she was just glad to find out that the reason you didn't have a girlfriend in your life wasn't because you were gay but now I think this has gone far enough.
A British trekkie turned his one room apartment into a replica of the starship Enterprise adding proof to the theory that living a life without pussy drives geeks to be irreparably Lou far beyond adolescence and well into their adult lives and maybe longer. 
Editor's note: There are no real starship officers. 
