Dog chews off woman's lower lip They Rebuild It Using Fat From Her Ass.
The Macon Telegraph is reporting that A 47-year old Warner Robbin's woman woke up from her drug induced sleep to discover that her pet poodle had eaten her entire bottom lip. While police officers were searching the house for the woman's lip, they checked the dog and found traces of blood around the animal's mouth. Although her sue
happy family wanted to blame the shit on "an unknown chemical" police
discovered through a very short investigation that she would let the
fucking dog lick tea off her mouth, and just a few weeks earlier the
dog had pulled her false
teeth out of her mouth and chewed them up while she was sleep. Pulled her teeth out while she slept?
Damn, what the fuck did they prescribe to help her sleep automobile
emissions? Trazodone?
I think that was that pink gas the Joker used to knock Batman out
so he could tie him up to one of his Wile E. Coyote esque contraptions
before he left him alone to escape each week.
What kind of sleeping condition requires a dosage of medication so
potent that a dog can go into your mouth, with its mouth, pull out
your grill and maul it apart on the carpet without you knowing it? I
hate to see what would happen if a fire broke out in her apartment.
So basically this
woman took the Trazodone, drank a cup of sweet tea and woke up to
find her bottom lip was missing.
End
of story. "The
(doctors) found no trace of chemicals on the tissues they looked at," police said. "We
have determined it was the dog that caused the injuries."
Ok
I have been waiting 2 paragraphs to tell you this part, to repair
her lip a reconstructive surgeon took fat and skin from this ladies
ass.
So as if it is not bad enough that her toy dog digested her lip, now
she has ass on her face...literally.
There is still no word on whether or not she is going to make slippers
out of that dog.
