As
if you didn't know that prison was fucked up.
that is when I start saving up cigarettes,
stale biscuits and whatever else they use for currency in that
motherfucker until I can afford to put a hit out on his family. |
Man
Injects Himself With Petroleum Jelly To Enlarge His Penis
Remember
this name...Cosmil
Deliu. |
Gun
Stuck Up A Woman's Ass So Far She Has to Have It Surgically
Removed
I Don't Think We Will Ever Be Able
To Stop Drug Trafficking |
Prison
Rape. It is real...common.
Mr. Robertson, who is serving life
without parole for murder, testified that he sodomized Mr. Dillard
"all night long." |
Prison
Guards Forced to Resign For Pissing On Inmates
Unfortunately, very few people that
aspire to be police officers also wanted to be Captain America
when they were kids. |
Sex
Offenders To Be Tracked By Global Satellite
Anyway you look at it, this sets a
hell of a precedent doesn't it? |
Prison
Terminology
Tips So That You Will Know What Is
Going On Next Time You See Your Boyfriend! |
I
Don't Like Private Run Penal Facilities. Here's why
How Can It Cost $30,000 To Keep A
Man Alive In A Cage and I Lived on $12,000 a year when I was
in College and I had my freedom? |
I
Guess The New Thing In Prison Is Vomit-Drinking.
Between
getting beaten up in race riots and being ganged raped, it seems
that nowadays you've got to kick back with a bag of someone
else's vomit just to relax in prison. |
Police
Accused of Setting Fire to Suspect To Get A Confession.
Fuck.
Communist. Prison. |
Man
Cuts Open Own Stomach And Pulls His Innards Out With His Bare
Hands To Avoid Going To Jail...
Damn Dude. |
Man
Gets reduced sentence for Rape because Victim was a "BIG" Chick.
When Is Being Big Too "Big". |
$2,000
Falls Out Of Woman's Pussy During Search.
The Money Will Now Be Destroyed By The Federal Reserve.
How Ugly Was This Chick?
|
Old
Sparky
I don't Care if you are Pro Capital Punishment or not, get
that chair fixed. |
Prison
Officials Tell Inmate Learn How To Fight
"According to the complaint, Johnson
appeared before the prison unit's all-white classification committee
seven times asking to be placed in safe keeping from predatory
prisoners. Instead of protecting Johnson, the lawsuit charges,
the committee members taunted him and told him he needed to
learn to fight." |
Brazilian
Rapist Cuts Off His Own Penis After He Reads Biblical Passage
Guards had to sedate him as he lay on the ground writhing in
pain, covered in blood, screaming. |
Court
refuses to consider new trial for killer who claimed directions
from God
Word to the wise, next time God wants
you to do something, get it in writing. |
Man,
86, says he'd shoot wife of 63 years again if he had to
If she had some annoying little habit that was driving him nuts,
you would think that either he would have learned to deal with
it, or he would've killed her way before now. |
Supreme
Court Places Ban on Nude Pictures In Prison
When You Take Away A Man's Right
To Jerk Off You Have Gone Too Far |
Death
Row Inmates Maybe Prohibited to Touch Anyone Ever!
99% of inmates eventually released
back into society. Just In case you forgot that. |
Exorcists
Ritual Performed On Prison Inmate.
I think I Am Cured. May I Go Now? |
The
Minister of Law of the Mandingo Warriors Prison Gang Sues Penthouse
Magazine for $500,000 in damages!
Prison Must Be Real Rough If You Can
Get This Bent Over Paula Jones Naked. |
Prison
Guards Forced to resign For Pissing On Inmates
Unfortunately,
very few people that aspire to be police officers also wanted
to be Captain America when they were kids. |
Prisoners
in the Indiana State Prison Have Been Eating Pigeons
Ladies and gentlemen it is official.
There is no dignity left in prison. |
Art
Dealer Busted With Stolen Ancient Egyptian Tablet
How rich do you have to be before
no one notices that you are using an authentic Egyptian sarcophagus
as a conversation piece in your fucking living room? |
Robber
Dies When Customer Foils Robbery By Sitting On Him
Captain "Do Good" needs to
stay off the peanut butter M&Ms. |
Pedophile
throws semen in mouth and fakes epilepsy
I think you see where I am going with
this |
Inmates
Riot When VCR glitch delays a viewing of Jennifer Lopez's ass.
And You Wonder Why People Get Raped
In Jail? |
Gun
Stuck Up A Woman's Ass So Far She Has to Have It Surgically
Removed
I Don't Think We Will Ever Be Able
To Stop Drug Trafficking |
