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Saint's Blood Liquefies and Doll's Hair Keeps Growing
What bothers me is that scientists have confirmed the substance inside the closed vial is blood but cannot explain why it turns to liquid. |
Clothes
factory owner quits after 'Jesus appears on jeans'
Juan also would not comment on whether or not the likeness of David Koresh, the most recent incarnation of Jesus had given authorization for his image to appear on the jeans. |
Man
arrested for setting fire to "possessed" teddy bear
What is Hasbro spelled backwards…Quedbaschemod?
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Yet
Another Psychic Convicted of Fraud
Walter Kerr said that "Half
the world is composed of idiots, the other half of people clever
enough to take indecent advantage of them." I can't
say I disagree. |
Half-Assed
Exorcist fatally stabbed in dispute over fee For Half-Assed
Service!
8bm note to any aspiring Exorcists:
When fucking with the devil, make sure you get paid up front.
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Authentic
Vampire Killing Kit
Now
if you are me, you are a bit bothered by the word authentic
within
certain contexts. |
Grandmother
kills over message on Ouija board Then Runs away Screaming in
Demon on Two broken Ankles.
I don't know about you, but that is some
pretty supernatural shit to do on two broken ankles. |
Dive-bombing
birds drive off mail delivery for four days!
Proof of Voodoo if I ever needed some |
Sodomizing
Poltergeist Terrorizes Tanzanian Island
According to local villagers, it is
especially prone to attack "anybody who doesn't believe."
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Exorcism
Leaves Seven Dead When They Hire Low Budget Exorcists
If You Can't Afford The Best You Can't
Afford The Rest. |
Firefighters
Mystified As Rocking Chair 'Sets Itself On Fire'
I say the next time she teleports
back into the prime material plane from hell she should try
to be more careful. |
Man
Uses Silver Dagger to 'kill' Vampire Mother
It would suck to be in a coma in Transylvania
wouldn't it? |
School
Children Regret Fucking with the Evil Spirits in the Tree
I
could never be an exorcist by profession because what the fuck
is stopping it from deciding to just follow me home? |
Vampire
Attacks Increase In Colombian Capital
Yeah,
it all starts out as fun and games until someone gets hurt. |
Woman
lifts 5,000-pound Van Off Her Husband
So
is it adrenaline or a miracle? |
Pharaohs
Curse Feared as Young Girls Shake and Burst into Tears At Egyptian
Exhibit.
There is no doubt a perfectly rational
explanation - Anna Maria Donadoni, curator of the Egyptian collection. |
Cell
phones are killing Ghosts and Ruining England's Haunted House
Industry
All that money I invested in Dr. Venkman,
Stantz, and Spengler's research and I could've gotten the same
results if I would've put that money into Nextel. |
Electrocuted
Man Rises From The Dead.
Jesus Who? |
