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Woman Dies After Her Arm's Trapped In Sofa For Days
When you get really old and you have been lucky enough to have avoided all the fiery plane crashes, the shoot outs with the gang bangers and the clogged arteries, it must be extremely humbling to know that all it might take to do you in is something as seemingly harmless as a fold out sofa.

Man Shits All Over Himself at the DMV but most kept their place in Line.
Rural American isn't normally all that bad if you can get past the "your not from here" stares and all John Deer for President rhetoric.

Geriatric Drive By Shooter Fires At House In Golf Cart
Hopefully, this will put an end to the debate on just how violent a society it is that we live in here in the United States.

Dog chews off woman's lower lip. They Rebuild It Using Fat From Her Ass.
Damn, bitch what the fuck did they prescribe to put you to sleep automobile emissions?

Another Grandmother mistakes grandchild for Satan
An American Epidemic

Grandmother Sets Fire To Grandson For Eating Her Lunch.
That Must've Been Some Good Ass Fish Sticks

Man Uses Own Grandma As A Human Shield In Police Shootout
How Do People Like This Ever Get Out Of Prison In The First Place?

62-Year Old French Woman' Had Her Brother's Baby
She said that she did it to continue the family name.

Man Trapped for 80 Hours in Portable Toilet
Do you have any idea what heat does to piss and shit?

Outhouse Floor Gives Way And Man Spends 56 Hours Straight Sitting In Shit
After pulling him out of his own shit he has finally agreed he needs more modern facilities.

11-year old impregnated by 75-year-old man she met through Adopt-A-Grandparent
As expected, his defense is the typical genetically predisposed standard rapist claim --"she wanted it".

In Germany Another Woman Lay Dead in Apartment for 10 Months
Apparently, it is pretty common in Germany to not have a body discovered until weeks, months or even years after someone has died.

Outhouse Floor Gives Way And Man Spends 56 Hours Straight Sitting In Shit
After pulling him out of his own shit he has finally agreed he needs more modern facilities.

Worst Luck Ever. Old People That Have It Bad In Germany
Elderly Couple Die In An Apartment In Germany. It's So Pathetic It's Funny.

Men terrorized bingo players with squirt guns. Might Be Connected to Al-Qaeda
Their not raelly al-Qaeda, but you try telling that to a bunch of old people showing that good old American resolve.

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