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 People tell you when you are a kid that there’s no such thing as real monsters. Then you read about how scientists have discovered a 5,000km-long super colony of ants that stretches from the Italian Riviera to north-west Spain or that what we call vampirism is actually a real disease called “Pofiria” that is genetically inherited and can be brought out of latency through alcohol or drug abuse and you have to reconsider.
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Scientists find strange squid in ocean depths
maybe Godzilla was really a big underwater lizard that could breathe fire that naturally evolved in the brilliant design of God that is all the creatures of his planet...just like this giant squid. |
Scientists Uncover 5,000km-long Super colony of Ants
I show a bug in my house about as much
leniency as President Bush did a retard on death row in Texas. |
Skeletal
remains of Godzilla-like creature found at Lumut beach
a Brunei security guard who was patrolling
the area discovered this "tail" when the overwhelming
odor of rotting Godzilla caught his attention |
werewolf cult recruiting teens over the internet
Someone, somewhere needs to get some data together and see if a lack of fucking hobbies in kids today is in any way correlated to making asses of themselves. |
vampirism is a real disease
I don't know how much of the sensationalism surrounding Vampires Hollywood can take credit for. Drinking blood and eating raw meat is pretty sensational right out of the box. Just add water. |
godzilla-like creature spotted in Papua New Guinea
Naturally when a dinosaur-type creature is spotted it's standard operating procedure that a posse must be formed to answer the threat. |
Vampire hunting still serious business in Romania
I have never hunted vampire before but I would like to one day. Remind me not to eat before I go out to kill one though. |
Uganda capture 16-Foot-Long, Man-Eating Monster Crocodile
What I would like to know is if it actually took these wildlife experts twenty years to capture this thing or it just took twenty years to try. |
new species of ferocious giant ape discovered in Congo
According to the “natives” in the area this ape has a particularly aggressive disposition. I do believe the word that they used was “ferocious” and that the natives had even witnessed them killing lions before. |
Giant Squid Spotted Just Off Coast of Japan
A giant 26 foot long squid was recently caught on film attacking Tokyo.
Oops. Sorry. I misread. |
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