| |
| |
Fire Chief Poses For Photo With Charred Corpse
"There is nothing in our protocol that would dictate for someone to take a picture like that,'' Fire Chief Rocco Forte said. |
Corpse
Sitting in house for 4 years Neighbors thought elderly owner
left
Never buy a house from someone that neighbors describe as a
recluse or eccentric ok? |
Apparent
body parts found in jars in abandoned California home
You are in possession of a fucking hand. Ok, then I
think we have a crime. |
Son
Lives In The Same House With Parents That Have Been Dead Since
1989
The Significance of his yellow painted
shoes have not been determined as of yet |
The
Independent Order of Odd Fellows Claim Their Stolen Human Skeleton
"It's something
of value to us and no value to anyone else other than to use
as a Halloween prop. No, it's not funny." |
Corpses
Beheading Doesn't Shock Anyone, Not Even The Police.
They say he basically kept to himself.
They Always Do.. |
Sister
'Keeps Dead Brother in Plastic for Four Years' To Collect His
Social Security Benefits
How'd you like that grandma? I'd like
to see you get away with stuffing Grandpa behind the foldout
couch now. |
Animal
Slaughter Video Shocks Train Passengers
Help me out here. I eat meat. Ok, let
me start over. I eat meat. |
Fake
Fetus Fools Doctors And Police
This is the best damn free advertisement
I have ever heard for a product. |
Satanist
with dead fetus, human skull busted for grave robbery
'His mother said 'she wasn't surprised,''
the landlady said. ''She said he'd been doing stuff like this
his entire life.'' |
Body
found under bed at Lauderdale hotel. And Nobody Heard Shit.
Prostitutes are the Gazelle of the Serengeti
as far as serial killers are concerned. |
Boy
Lives Five Weeks With Dead Mother! Better Man Than Me!
I Am More Afraid Of Stepping Over Dead People In My Living Room
Than A Foster Home, But Maybe I Am The Only One? |
Woman
Skins Boyfriend Then Feeds Him To His Children
Katherine Knight has to be the most ruthless woman ever to walk
the earth. |
Man
finds mummified corpse of Recluse on floor of his new condo
How high does the pile of mail on the front porch have to get
before you decide that it is time to get the body out? |
Burglars
FInd Body of Man Dead for Nine Months
I am assuming there isn't a damn thing
of value in any place with that much junk mail, and utility
shut-off notices piled up on the front porch. |
Police
Answer Domestic Dispute To Find Human Head Resting On Car In
Drive Way
The
police finally arrived at the home they were greeted with a
human head resting on the hood of the car with a man standing
with a screwdriver in his hand mumbling to himself. |
Crematory
Tossing Bodies In The Backyard. How fucking Lazy Can You Get?
So
here is the big question, why the fuck wouldn't the Marsh family
just fucking fix the god damn machine? They had money to hire
lawyers to lobby state representatives to get their asses out
of being inspected but were too fucking lazy or cheap to flip
the few hundred bucks to fix the damn crematory. That is the
insanity of laziness. |
Hit
And Run Driver Leaves Victim Stuck In Windshield For 3 Days
Until He Bleeds To Death
She
told police that she periodically went out to check on the man
and apologized repeatedly but admitted that she ignored his
pleas for help. |
Sexual
Harassment Is Rampant At Funeral Home
Homosexual management harass employees
as well as the corpses! |
Woman
Keeps Mom's Corpse In The House For 6 Years Because She was
In Denial.
Does it make me a bad child because when they die I will
have absolutely no reservations whatsoever about getting them
out of my house, assuming if they die in my house, before they
start to rot? |
Corpse
Leads Police To Incestuous Family
Apparently
in Florida it isn't against the law to keep a corpse in the
house. How's that for a little known fact. |
Mother
Hid Corpse of Her Daughter Stuffed In A Suitcase For Twenty
Years
The only reason this woman is walking the earth is
because "Hell" must have a waiting list. |
Man
Kept Mummified Corpses of Parents Along Side Polaroids and Murder
Weapon In His Home
Despite what you've heard there
is nothing cool about being a schizophrenic. |
2,000
bodies found underneath family home explains a lot of things.
Fuck that. |
Moroccan
surgeons deliver 46-year-old fetus
How could you be a doctor and
not eventually become a hypochondriac. Statistically speaking
if anyone is going to get some shit it should be you |
Man
Finds Severed Penis Floating In His Fruit Punch.
When it looks like a dick, smells
like a dick,
floats inside a bottle of fruit punch like a dick; to
most people it's a dick. |
Funeral
Home Dumps 74-year old man's body on porch.
When Bush said he wanted America to
get back to normal, some people took it to heart. |
woman
finds remains of three babies found in trunks she inherited
from her dead mother
I seriously doubt either of them have any plans any time soon to go through any
more of her mother's shit. |
rock band plans onstage suicide to raise "right to die" awareness
I find it pretty hard to believe that the same band that would grind rats up in a blender give two shits about a person's right to die with dignity. |
Woman slept with dead husband for two years
Leave it up to a woman to give something this wrong a romantic twist. |