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Coca-Cola settles out of court for 1.5 Billion in racial discrimination lawsuit
call me "nigger", "jungle bunny," "tar baby" "black piece of shit" I don't care, call me whatever you'd like. Hell I would even let you kick my ass for 1.5 billion. |
Woman
Sues Nintendo For Death Of Son
Show
me someone that masturbates 8 hours a day six days a week I
am pretty sure that shit is giving him seizures too. |
Florida
Says "ATHEIST" License Plate Is Obscene
While at the exact same time that the
state of Florida is calling his Atheist license plate obscene
it is defending their decision to okay a license plate that
reads FATNGRZ. That reads FAT NIGGERS for those of you that
don't know how to read license plate. |
Stephen
Meade Asshole Of The Month
Some people will do anything for ratings |
Dad
sues school for $1.5M after son's cut from Basketball team
You
know, come to think of it, I think Kobe Bryant had the same
problem when he was coming up. |
Woman
in Huge Legal Battle for Having Violent Retarded Son Castrated
His mother said in court that the
operation gave her son more freedom, arguing he needs less supervision
and can be left alone without fear that he will hurt someone. |
Woman
Sues City For $500 Billion In Damages For Alleging Her Delinquent
Teenage Son Hit His Grandmother.
Some people need to be shot. |
Eminem
Rejects Mother's lawsuit Settlement Because He Says "Truth Hurts".
I mean how bad can she be? She raised him right? |
Court
Won't Stop Company from Selling X-Rated ``Star Wars'' Parody
Now I know I haven't seen Star Wars in
a really long time, but I don't seem to remember Princess Leia
going down on Chewbacca while he fixed the warp drive, or Luke
and his Aunt and his Uncle having their three-some interrupted
by that big Jawa land cruiser thingy but like I said, it is
has been awhile since I rented it. |
The
Billy-Bob Crooked Teeth Phenomenon. I Bet Trailer Trash Doesn't
see a dime.
I
bet not one red cent that comes from manufacturing these teeth
makes it back to the trailer trash that inspired them.
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Dog
Exploded After Eating Alka-Seltzer and Carbonated Drink.
I bring you this as evidence that that
fact is better than fiction. |
The
Blame Game. The Columbine Aftermath
Stop Blaming Video Games For Your Children
And Look At Yourselves |
Fat
People Get Protected Status In San Francisco From Discrimination!
What's Next? |
Man
Must Pay Child Support Even Though He Is Not The Bastard's Father!
Life Isn't Fair. No One Ever Said It Was, But Give Me A
Break! |
Tabloid
Is Sued For Publishing True But Embarrassing Facts! Only In
America.
In America You Can Sue Anyone For Anything |
Dr.
Dre Wants His Day In Court With Napster Too. Soon As He Is Out
Of Court With Lucas films!
Hypocrisy is rampant |
DeCCS
verses Hollywood. The Impact this could have on your life.
Make Copies Of Your Own DVDs |
Billionaire's
Ex-Wife Wants $320,000 A Month in Child Support
$144,000
a month for travel? Get that kid a fucking Big Wheel! Shit,
at three she shouldn't be crossing the street without parental
supervision anyways. Kind of hard spending $144,000 dollars
just riding up and down the fucking block. |
Pervert
Who Fled To Sue Police Because They Didn't Try Hard Enough To
catch Him
I
haven't heard of a lawsuit this stupid since the guy that wanted
to sue the local bars in his town to selling him beers |
Are
You A Fat Ass? I Would Like You To Know That It Isn't Your Fault.
Stop eating. Don't tell me that it is
more complicated than that. If I dropped your fat ass off on
a deserted island and you weighed 300 pounds, do you think I
am going to find you 6 months later pushing 400 because I didn't
leave you enough to eat? |
Students
Sue School After Religious Group Is Banned. Ever Heard Of A
Church?
Maybe that is why it's
common for people like her not to believe that Dinosaurs
existed? |
'Jesus'
Loses Defamation Of Character Suit Against Churches
The path to hell is paved with good intentions. |
Court
says Woman can't sue church because God Thinks she is a 'slut'
Well how can you argue with the good
book? |
PETA
wants to stop Timothy McVeigh from having meat for his last
meal
``Nonviolence
begins at the table.'' This isn't Martin Luther King we
are executing PETA this is Timothy McVeigh, so we can
be a violent as we want to be. |
Nudist
sues over burns suffered at fire-walking
Eli tried it and half way through
the walk realized he was literally cooking. |
Ann
Nicole Smith Gets 450 Million For Giving Old Bastard One Year
of Pussy
Apparently, A $450 million pussy will kill you within a year.
For now on I want my pussy off brand. |
Anna
Nicole Smith Wants Her Money So She Can Get Back To Her Acting
Career.
HAhahahahahahahahahHAHAHAha |
Man
sues nightclub claiming he was knocked out by dancer's breasts
Finally someone has the courage to look
like a punk and speak up |
Man
Sues Company For Making Him An Alcoholic
...and he won! |
Webster
Couldn’t Define “Loser” Better Than This.
This definition is so sharp it could
be clinical. |
Ed
O'Rourke. 100% Idiot. The Center of Your World!
Man Sues Bars
For Selling Him Alcohol |
For
Once Prince and 8BM.com Agree On Something Besides He Is A Genius.
Personally, I Think The Midget Is On Something. |
Stripper
Gets Caught On Fire Sues Strip Club Owner For Not Putting Her
Out
Who's responsibility is it to put
your own fucking head out? |
Fat
Woman's Photo Appears In Porn Magazine Next To The Words "Sex
Starved Fattie" Without Her Permission!
So What Is The Problem? |
Woman
Sues after Seeing Herself In Girls Gone Wild Video
"She made a stupid move,"
says her attorney "The question is: does she have to pay
for it for the rest of her life?" |
Waiter
Sues Friday's Because Female Employees Kept Grabbing His Cock!
America Asks "Is This What
Sexual Harassment Laws Were Made For?" |
Fired
Cross-Dressing Truck Driver Sues Employer for Bias
Sometimes
people forget that we live in the real world.
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CPR
Student Claims The Dummy Gave Her Herpes ok Whatever You Say
Dear
Whatever you say dear. |
Elderly
woman wins 5.35M award from nursing home fire ant attack.
When she stood Lucille Devers up to
help get her out of the bed fire ants fell out of her open mouth,
nose, and ears. |
The
Makers of Bumfights Arrested - Thank God
Every generation without fail
gets to the point where they look at the younger generation
and say "what the fuck is wrong with you bastards?!"
This is my turn. |
Hannah
the toothless stunt bum sues the makers of Bumfight video
See what you get when you let
trash get their hands on technology? |
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A
Video Game Addict Takes His Life Mom Blames Game
His mother recalls a time when her
son broke down and cried when another EverQuest player stole
the online treasures he'd collected in the game. Yeah, he
sounds pretty normal |
Court Sets Aside Record Award Vs. Ford
I wouldn't expect anyone to pay me $290 million even if they accidentally bombarded me with gamma rays and turned me into the Incredible Hulk. |
star
wars kid's parents file lawsuit against kids that showed no
remorse
If he would've just laughed it off,
accepted that he had Lou he could be doing his little Jedi broomstick
bit on a Nickelodeon commercial right now and getting paid for
it. |
In the event of a nuclear War State Farm says "You're on Your Own"
So if North Korea strikes first with a nuclear weapon against the United States you better hope that shit doesn't hit your car. |
