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 The 43rd President of the United States . The only president in U.S. history to be given the presidency by the United States supreme court before the nation could actually confirmed that he'd lost the election. As a bona fied Jesus Freak he seems to have no understanding of the concept of separation of Church and State, and as far as I can tell, has only one commendable political agenda, that he wants to send Africa a whole shit load of genetically altered foods.
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War: Bush Says We Will Strike First
Ain't that a bitch? Arab fundamentalist are now trying to pass themselves off as Mexicans. |
Bush
and The Karla Tucker Fiasco
`Please,'
Bush whimpers, his lips pursed in mock desperation, `don't kill
me' |
Dubya
Refuses Invitation to Speak Because Organizers Couldn't Guarantee
Him a Standing Ovation
If this administration wants to pitch
their ideas to people but they won't tolerate any heckling then
they need to seriously look into sending somebody else. That
is just asking too much. All stand-up comedians get heckled. |
Whatever
happened to Cyanide Pills and Self-destruct Buttons?
And
Bush says "Give
us our shit back,". |
Dubya:
"Is John Ashcroft your idea of Being A Unifying President?
I
am sure Redneck Gentlemen Magazine loves to interview
Ashcroft because he always offers an interesting perspective
on the often misunderstood philosophy of racial segregation
and racial supremacy. |
Bush
Uses Subliminal Messages In Campaign Ad To Try To Win Votes
This may be
one of the most bizarre things I have ever read in regards to
any political campaign ever. |
Cloning:
Dubya Wants Human Cloning Banned
For once, just once, I would like
to hear someone say exactly why cloning is wrong without using
the words "unnatural", or "God |
Bush
says poverty can be alleviated by caring souls.
Well It can also be alleviated by
a job. |
Dubya
Chokes On Pretzel, Falls off Couch. Doctors Assure Us That This
Is Normal
If
you are listening to his doctors, it is pretty common to accidentally
swallow a pretzel
the wrong way, which consequently slows down your heart rate
to the point where
you pass out, fall off a couch and bust your face on the floor
so hard that it jars the pretzel from your throat. Let me get this straight. The man had a serious drinking problem? |
Bush
Denies He Is Dyslexic. I Believe Him. He Is An Idiot. No Need
To Offend Dyslexics
Give me a break. Like they just
discovered that this fucker couldn't talk. |
News
Flash!! Dubya is Suddenly Against Killing Retards
Here is the catch Bush doesn't believe in mental retardation. |
The
King Is Dead. No, not Elvis. Long Live "President" Dubya
Honeymoon over. |
Ladies
and Gentlemen Introducing The Next President of the United States
Part One of Two |
George
Bush gets heckled at the NAACP dinner.
At least he showed up. That is
more than you can say for Dole. |
Bush
Reveals Plan To Give Federal Money To Religious Groups To Replace
Government Programs.
James Allen you called it first. |
The
Compassionate Conservatives Attempt Another Pre-Emptive Strike!
Bush has killed 19 Death Row Inmates
Already This Year Why Stop Now? |
Family
First Sitcom Sexes Up Dubya Daughters! Comedy Central Has Another
Hit On Their Hands.
I Am There. What time? What channel? |
Bush,
Alan Keyes and Bob Jones University
If These Are The Kind of People That
Support Bush... |
Florida
School Voucher Plans Called Unconstitutional
If You Want To Teach Me About Jesus
Pay For It Yourself |
Bush-McCain
= Push Polls. Let's Play Fair Ladies
American Politics. Nothing Pretty About
it. |
John
Stewart says Bush is off limits on 'Daily Show'
If Dubya, a man who as recently as yesterday
said that "we are going to use our navy to block all
of Afghanistan's harbors", Afghanistan being a country
that is landlocked, is beyond reproach, then the infiltration
of you pod people is more advanced than I ever imagined. |
McCain
Was Right! If You Think Clinton Was A Bastard Let Me Introduce
You To Dubya!
This is the difference between "being
" a Character and "having" Character? |
White
House Officials Now Say Privately Wmds Were Not The Main Reason
For War
The political part of the game is
to feed the cheerleaders with something that they can digest
rather quickly and won't upset their stomachs. A good comic
book style good vs evil plot line works every time. |
