If you listen to some people out there, apparently there are hordes of aliens from far off distant worlds that are hell bent on taking over our planet. They have infiltrated every level of our society and are just laying in wait for the day to come when they will call for their armada of flying saucers to come down and claim their piece of our little blue-green paradise.
Some say they want our water. Some say it’s our atmosphere. A lot of people say they want our women.
Actually, most say that they want our women.
When it comes down to it, the idea of an alien invasion from outer space is rooted from the same faulty logic that had ancient peoples convinced that everyone from Zeus to Yahweh wanted their goat or their virgin daughter as a sacrifice. You are assuming that they value whatever it is that you find value in. If you like double stuff chocolate cookies then you assume so does God and if God does then surely Zarnot from Planet X does too. The fact of the matter is, the chances of us having something that they don’t have or that they couldn’t make themselves is laughable.
We believe in alien invasions because it’s just an extension of our insistence that we are the most important “center of the universe “and not only do we know it, but everyone in the universe knows it, and that is why they want it, whatever that “it” is.
Notice I didn’t say that I don’t believe that there are aliens out there or that they have even visited us, I just question whether or not they are really coming to enslave us and turn us into their pets.
I'll
Be Damn. They Do Just Want Our Women! They obviously come from an advanced
civilization so they are under no illusions that a woman's looks
probably won't hold up to the long trip home.
Space
center to exhibit 'proof of UFOs' NASA then suggested the objects could
be asteroids or comets - but this did not explain the way they
appeared to move independently and make turns.
Apparently,
Aliens Destroyed Space Shuttle to Save Earth You know even if this was true, this
Dr. Capers motherfucker needs to learn the fine art of being
subtle. You don't break the news to the world that Zentradi
have surrounded the planet and have started taking pot shots
at our spacecraft so matter-of-factly.
Researcher: If Iraq Threat Fails; Bush May Use E.Ts Instead Skeptics fear that if hunting al-Qaeda
lieutenants or the Iraqi conflict don't bring the public back
around to Bush's favor he could be planning to use the excuse
of a possible alien invasion to divert funding for secret projects
Chinese
scientists to examine suspected ET relics Doesn't it seem that everyone that acknowledges
the evidence of ET are either paranoid conspiracy theorist or
those sci-fi geeks that go off to Star Trek camps to brush up
on their "conversational Klingon". I mean, where is
the justice in that?
Giant
Spider Aliens Are Guarding Saddam Hussein "The parable of those who take
protectors other than Allah is that of the spider, who builds
to itself a house; but truly the flimsiest of houses is the
spider's web; if they but knew." Quran 29:41
Are Aliens Playing Matchmaker...or Pimp? Of course aliens have been involved in pimping. Do you really think that ugly dude we have all seen walking around the mall with that really gorgeous young girl could get that beautiful girl without a Jedi mind trick?
If you listen to some people out there, apparently there are hordes of aliens from far off distant worlds that are hell bent on taking over our planet. They have infiltrated every level of our society and are just laying in wait for the day to come when they will call for their armada of flying saucers to come down and claim their piece of our little blue-green paradise. 
