Posted on | December 4, 2002 | No Comments
I was blind, but now I see.
Saying that there are a lot of perverts in the priesthood is like making the observation that a lot of rappers are black.
No shit, genius. What are you going to tell me next, that water gets things wet?
Among the 2,200 pages of once- ultra secret Catholic Church files released to the public in Maryland were allegations that a priest named Rev. Robert V. Meffan had initiated sexual acts with teenage girls preparing to become nuns by encouraging them to make believe that they were performing sexually with Jesus while they were performing sexually with him.
The Boston Globe tracked the now 73-year-old smoothie down at his home in Carver and asked him if they were true. Not only did he admit that they were true but he still maintained that his sexual relationships with the girls were “beautiful, spiritual” experiences meant to bring the young girls closer to God.
God damn is this guy full of himself or what? Talk about delusional. Next time you go to Church and you think that the sermon isn’t making sense…it might not be you.
‘‘What I was trying to show them is that Christ is human and you should love him as a human being,’’ said Meffan. ‘‘Don’t think he’s up there and he’s spiritual and he’s not human and physical. He’s human, he’s physical. That’s what I was trying to point out to them. I felt that by having this little bit of intimacy with them that this is what it would be like with Christ.’’
All three women made similar accusations: that Meffan, under the guise of spiritual counseling, had molested them about 25 years earlier when they were high school students and, later, when preparing to enter the convent. He encouraged them to ‘‘be brides of Christ’’ and described himself as ‘‘the second coming of Christ,’’ they said.
Another woman alleged that other priests were aware of Meffan’s “fuck me like Christ” role play with teenage girls and even joked about it, referring to Meffan’s office ‘‘the tank.’’
Jesus freak or not, how does a woman fall for a line like that? Meffan better had looked like Cary Grant during his day for a line like that to work.
I say that because it’s not like he molested them when they were 6. They were 16 -17 years old. Then he got them again when they were 37, 38, 39 years old and contemplating entering the convent.
How simple can you get?
He was prepping these girls like a director would an actress to help her find her motivation. And the fact that the other priest knew about it and made jokes about what he was doing in there is just down right scary. Imagine what kind of lines they were selling the kids out of their offices?
After years of therapy, three women reported him to the senior church officials and what has been discovered is pretty typical of the Catholic Church, they simply approved his retirement and wrote him a letter of praise for his years of dedicated service.
I would be dedicated to work, too, if I got a hand job every day from a girl that was pretending she was jerking off Jesus.
You don’t give Jesus a half assed blowjob. You don’t pull any stops with that. What is attached to that penis is your ticket to everlasting life. Women will work you over good just to get their hair and nails done every week. I can’t even register what they would do for eternal life. I guess the only two people on Earth that can really answer that question would be Robert Meffan and Dracula.
Source: He invoked religion for sexual acts, Boston Globe, December 4, 2002