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Our Take On: This is it

Mike is precisely why I stay away from cosmetic surgery. A little tuck here and there might sound like a good idea, but you never know what the finish product is going to look like until it’s done and you can’t do anything about it.

Our Take On: Johnny Sokko and his Flying Robot

Boy, what would I have done to have my own giant robot like Johnny Sokko?

Our Take On: Health Care Reform

I don’t understand why health care reform is so difficult to pass. On principle, who actually likes the way health care is run now? Forget about the people who don’t have it. I am talking about the people who do have it.
Look at the health care industry and how it’s run. Your customers pay their premiums [...]

Our Take On: Geomythology

This is the understanding that just because certain indigenous people in the world didn’t know “the why or how” behind a phenomenon doesn’t mean that said phenomenon didn’t happen. In the past, if some indigenous people spoke of a time when angry Gods began showering fire upon them and darkened the sky for a week [...]

Deadly Monkey Kung-fu

It would also seem to stand to reason that once you did start teaching monkeys how to do the laughing scorpion spin or the tiger nerve pinch that you better start treating them decidedly better than before you taught them how to fight.

Mexico’s War on Drugs is No So Good

When I used to hear Mexican boxers referring to their indomitable Aztec warrior spirit it was difficult for me to wrap my brain around that.
Indomitable?
How indomitable could the Aztec’s have been if Hernándo Cortés could come in and wipe them all out in only three years?
I began to realize that the fall of the Aztec [...]

Top Jews Say Abortions Are Stalling the Apocalypse

Could someone please explain to me how a sperm and an egg which are physical can create something that can transcend death?
What chromosome is responsible for that?

How To Ruin A Sex Offender Registry

Why did people want or feel we needed a Sex Offender Registry in the first place?
This isn’t a trick question. Why would you want to know who the convicted sex offenders are in your neck of the woods?
Is it not so that you would know if some guy had moved into your neighborhood that liked to [...]

Is Haiti the new India?

Little did any of us know Toussaint L’Ouverture was a closet Satanist. All this time I thought he had beaten the French because motivating his troops was easy, slavery sucked.

Man Drops Acid Bombs Disfiguring Dozens In China

The United States has churned out 85 percent of the world’s serial killers. Again this is little statistic is purely coincidental and we should all respect our vastly superior way of life enough to resist the urge to examine this any further.

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