Kate Beckinsale can squirt milk from her breasts clear across a room
“I do miss breastfeeding. I was good at it. I got more than my fair share – I could hit the wall from quite a distance! I do have some useless talents.”
God Fails To Save Idiot From Lion, sez “I don’t repeat my Miracles”
Note to Jesus Freaks out there, don’t ask God to step in from you slicing your son’s throat (Abraham), keeping you alive if you get swallowed whole by a whale (Jonah) or stop wild lions from mauling you to death if you ever find yourself inside of a lions den (Daniel).
He’s been there and done that.
