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Warning: The language used, situations discussed, conclusions arrived at and irreverent attitude about all of it, is not appropriate for all audiences.

Kim Jong – Il Taking No Chances with triplets

Apparently some fortuneteller has put it into Kim Jong-il’s head that a triplet could one day remove him from power. So in a policy that “officially” is supposed to help poverty stricken parents in a country where everyone lives in poverty, Kim literally snatches triplets out of their mother’s arms and raises them in state-run orphanages where their development can be monitored by the state.

Star Wars Kid’s Parents File Lawsuit Against Kids That Showed No Remorse

If he would’ve just laughed it off, accepted that he had Lou, he could be doing his little Jedi-broomstick bit on a Nickelodeon commercial right now and getting paid for it.

frequent masturbation protects against prostate cancer

So it is true. The lonely nerd will inherit the earth.

New Reality Series “Boy Meets Boy.” Damn, That’s Too Real.

Does Bravo really think I am going to turn away from “Sports Center” to see if Brett will finally work up the nerve to ask Kip if he’d like to go steady?

Toy Hulk Has A Monster Cock

If this girl ever ends up going into therapy and unleashing any repressed memories, I am sure at the front of the line will be the time the Hulk told her “You wouldn’t like me when I’m angry” and then poked her in the eye with his two inch cock.