King Implores Political Candidates Not To Engage In Ritual Murder
Every election year widows, orphans, and other marginalized people in their society are killed, cooked and added to potions in hopes of gaining advantages over their political rivals.
Over Three Million Chinese Drink Their Own Urine
What about that white haired blind dude that you see kicking everyone’s ass on Kung Fu Theater. Does he drink piss? Maybe he does. Maybe that is why he is always blind.
