Zookeepers Reject Proposal That They Jerk Off Gorilla
Left with no other option, management now says they will use an electrical device for a process called electro-ejaculation since the zookeepers were too pussy to climb into his cage and jerk off the gorilla.
Cambodia releases bathtub suicide cult leader
So why didn’t he kill himself to get to heaven? He didn’t have to. “I am already holy enough.”
NASA Finds Objects On The Moon That Didn’t Come From Us!
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Allegations Of Cannibalism In Congo…Again
They have this cultural belief there that eating your fallen enemies gives you power. No, what it gives you is prion disease.
