Our Take On: Nation of Islam
An off brand of Islam where they have about as much chance of mentioning that they believe that there is a spaceship that is going to come and destroy all the white devils on Earth during Armageddon as the Church of Jesus Christ and Later Day Saints have of telling you in their commercials that [...]
Our Take On: War on Terror
Evidently we are supposed to believe that the war on terror will be won or lost by indiscriminately invading any country that harbor terrorist that isn’t named Saudi Arabia.
But, what if, just what if, what you are fighting isn’t a country but an ideology. What if you are fighting a way of thinking? Are we [...]
Monkey Man Creates Scare In Khanpur. He May Have Met His Match.
People have said that they don’t think that this “Monkey man” is a thief because “no one would try their hand here.” This might just explain why people are chasing this bastard around and trying to kick his ass.
The Last American Virgin
Despite what you think, porn is a horrible substitute for actual experience.
School Children Regret Fucking With The Evil Spirits In The Tree
I could never be an exorcist by profession because what the fuck is stopping it from deciding to just follow me home?
